Wednesday, August 25, 2010

They Won't Say It - I Just Did

They hate him because he is black.

They cannot abide the fact that the President of the United States is not white.

They hate that the face of America is no longer Caucasian.

For almost 2 years now the punditry has tap danced around this topic but few have actually come out and said it.

The right wing hatred of Barack Obama is purely and simply based on the color of his skin.

The vast majority of the chattering class can’t or will not say it. I just did.

· Two years ago they bashed him for attending a Christian Church where someone they considered to be a radical Black preacher was the senior minister. I have met Rev. Wright and I have heard him preach. He is by no stretch of the imagination a radical. Yes, he may have been angry when he preached those infamous sermons but he is hardly a radical. I am a member of the United Church of Christ and by and large we may be a very progressive lot but radical is a stretch.

· The same people who accused Barack Obama of attending a radical Christian church now accuse him of being a Muslim. These idiots might try to have it both ways but I am not about to let them. He can’t be a Christian in 2008 and a Muslim in 2010. If he converted I think someone would have noticed.

· They say he was not born in the United States and therefore should not be allowed to serve as our President. We all know this is bullshit and they know this is bullshit but this is one way that they can delegitimize this colored President.

· But none of them actually come out and say it but we all know they hate him because he black.

· They a call him a Marxist, communist, socialist, fascist and a Nazi often in single steam of thought. You and I know that it is not true but it is also not possible. So do they but what the hell they are talking about a black guy and they are really good at playing to people’s fears. Yes Newt I am talking about you.

· They compared his wife to a gorilla, but they meant nothing racist by that, they were just talking about her fit arms.

· They sold campaign pins that read “If Obama wins can we still call it the White House” and said it was just a joke. I got the joke it just was not funny.

· They said his policies favor black people at the expense of white people. Prove it. They can’t.

· They were critical of his appointment of the Black Attorney General. After all we can’t have too many non whites in position of power can we?

· Then he nominated that uppity Puerto Rican woman to their Supreme Court.

· They hate this black President so much they have had nothing but high praise for Hillary Rodham Clinton. So we all know that if they are nice to Hillary they must really hate him.

· I have thousands of examples but you get my point.

The more mainstream conservatives are just winking and nodding about the issue. These uptight very white eunuchs know better but they are willing to do anything to get back into power. They clearly are morally bankrupt and only care about power. They are willing to sell their souls to the racist devil. When the devil comes to collect they will all be taken straight to hell and then we have the world to ourselves and oh! What a great place it will be.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Shots

There was this man who walked into a bar and ask the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”

The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.

”The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?”

The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.”

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”

The man looks up and says, “Apparently my wife does