Gay Jokes Are Funny!

*How can you tell you are in a gay bar?  The entire bar stools are upside down.

*What does a gay rooster say?  Any-cock-will-do

*What do you call a gay drive by?  A fruit roll up

*What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?  Can I help you pack your shit?

*How do you fit 3 faggots onto one bar stool?  Flip it over

*What to gay boys get for Christmas?  Erection sets

* What do you call a gay dentist?  The tooth fairy

*What do rabbis do with the foreskin after the bris?   Give it to gays for chewing gum

*What do you call a gay boxer?  Fruit punch

*What do call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower

*What’s the first symptom of AIDS?  A pounding in the ass

*I bet the gay transformer transforms into a Prius

*How do you tell if your college roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit

*Did you hear about the gay Canadian Mounted Police?  He was so excited on his first day he mounted his whistle and he blew his horse

*What do you call a gay couple? TOGAYTHER

*What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?  A fruit stand

*While having sex with men is fun, I primarily became gay to break my mother’s heart.

*I love Justin Bieber / Mike eat a Snickers you get all gay when you’re hungry

*A straight guy walks into a bar and realizes it’s a gay bar.  He thinks what the heck I really need a drink

I have a million of them…Gay jokes are funny.

Aren’t they?

A new gay bar is opening in the area and a blogger asks for suggestion to find the perfect name for it.

Some suggestions:  Broke Back Manor, Uranus, Turd Reich, Twigs & Berries, Bats & Balls, Fist Pump Lounge, Bottoms Up, Enter in The Rear, Meat Gazers, The Back Door, Jack’s Meat House, Bone Brothers

Hysterical right?

“C’mon Don where is your sense of humor?” – I have a wicked sense of humor; in fact I can find humor in almost everything but are these jokes funny or are they mean spirited and bigoted?

“C’mon Don it’s OK to laugh at yourself!” – Anyone who knows me knows that much of my humor is self depreciating and many of my funniest stories are about me and my foibles.  I know how to laugh at myself.  The only problem here is that I am not the one telling the jokes.  They are being told at the expense of my feelings and my dignity.

“C’mon Don you know I’m not a homophobe, I don’t have a bigoted bone in my body.” -  Really… you are telling fag jokes and you are not a homophobe?  Do you use the word nigger (if you are not black) do you call Jews Kikes, do you call Italians WAPS, do you call women bitches on a regular basis.  I bet that you don’t but you think it’s OK to mock gays and lesbians.

Gay jokes lead to stereotyping.

Gay jokes make it seem the only thing gay men have on their minds is sex.  News alert – almost all men have sex on their minds all of the time.

Gay jokes make gay sex seem dirty.  Sex is affirming, it is uplifting, it is comforting and if done really well it can be a spiritual experience.

Gay jokes make it OK to bully.

Gay jokes make it OK to discriminate.

Gay jokes lead to fag bashing.

Gay jokes lead to the loss of dignity, the loss of hope and can, in the most extreme lead to a loss of life.

Here’s one more for the road;

*Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriend puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything”, the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guy’s ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guy’s ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something, “says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guy’s ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singing, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you......"

So funny!  Right?