What did they do in the Bible Belt?

You know how when something bad happens like Super storm Sandy, 9/11 or Katrina the "Christian" right wing nut jobs always say "It is G-D's judgement on the people".

We all know that Pat Robertson is a horses ass. Pat he became a billionaire preaching his demented version of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Jesus would actually throw the first stone when it comes to Pat Robertson.

There have been really horrific storms as as of late in Texas, Oklahoma and throughout the "Bible Belt".

What did these people do to earn G-d's vengeance?

If Super Storm Sandy was because G-d was pissed at the fag loving New Yorkers.

Just Sayin

Throwing Money at Hillary

The Sanders supporters thought they were oh so clever throwing dollar bills at the Hillary Clinton motorcade as it drove up to George Clooney's house for a multi-million dollar fundraiser.  They did it because they assumed the fundraiser was for her campaign.

The amount people paid for that event would have been illegal under current fundraising limits for a Presidential campaign.

So, what was Hillary Clinton doing at George Clooney's house?

She was raising money for the Democratic Party general election efforts.  I am sure her campaign picked up more that a few shekels for her own campaign but the big money went to the fall campaign.

If the non-Democrat Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic Party nomination he will  benefit from the fundraiser held at George Clooney's home.

Will he ask that the money Hillary Clinton has raised for the Democratic Party not be spent to benefit his efforts?

If you say yes you are beyond stupid.

Bernie Sanders is not a Democrat but you know as well as I do he will be more than happy to let the money Hillary Clinton has raised for the party benefit his November efforts. Is he really that independent? Nothing in his political history tells me he is.

If Bernie Sanders really had any integrity he would have run for President as an Independent as a Democratic Socialist.  But, apparently Bernie Sanders really is just like any other opportunist politician.

So, throw your dollar bills at a limousine "True Liberals"  but really you should question why you are supporting just another expedient politician.

I like Bernie Sanders and I have for 30 years but let us just be honest about him.

The Tale of Two Receipts

I don't know if these are real receipts but the do pretty much sum up the campaigns and supporters of both these two candidates.

Both candidates are appealing to the mirror image of the same people. Middle class white people who are feeling disenfranchised and the idealistic, somewhat naive and a little spoiled young people.  Both candidates represent the extreme of their party's ideology.

I know that Sanders believes in what he is saying even if he can't describe the details of how he is going to get to where he wants to go.

I am certain that Trump only believes in Trump and has not a clue as to what he is talking about.



An actual tip would have been about $9 maybe if this person was really sincere they would have left a 20% tip and then add the $15 on top of it.


This person is either a disgusting asshat or the service was terrible and they just wrote this in a moment of snark.

Palin Announces New TV Gig

Sarah's got a brand new gig!


The Sportsman Channel announced that  quitter former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin will be hosting a travel show that highlights what she finds fascinating about America.

Since her previous show about her life in Alaska was an astounding failure it will be interesting to see if people embrace a show about other people.

Who am I kidding this show is going to be all Sarah all the time.  Sarah fishing in Wyoming, Sarah hunting in Montana, Sarah here Sarah there Sarah Sarah every where.

It will be interesting to see if the woman who can't even speak in complete sentences will be able to narrate a travelogue about this country.

Let's start a drinking game.  Every time Sister Sarah says "Real Americans or Real America" we all do a shot.  We'll be drunk by the second commercial and checking into Betty Ford by the end of episode 3.

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I Review Books I Won't Read

My review of the top selling non-fiction books (according to Publishers Weekly) I have not read and probably will not read.

#1 - "The Liberty Amendments" by Mark Levin - Extreme right wing radio talk show shouter interprets some of the Bill of Rights and explains how his radical conservative opinion will save this nation.

#2 - "Happy Happy Happy" by Phil Robertson (with someone else doing all the real writing) Explains his interesting life as a Duck Commander.  I have no idea what a Duck Commander is.  But apparently a lot of people do and they are buying this book.  But, I have to wonder are they reading it?

#3 - "Zealot" by Reza Aslan.  A new biography of Jesus. Remember when the Fox News religion reporter ask the Muslim Aslan what qualified him to write a book about Jesus.  Despite the fact that Mr. Aslan is an eminent scholar and well really really smart.  - This one I am thinking about reading.

#4 - "Lean In" by Sheryl Sandberg.  The COO of Facebook gives advice to women and their careers. This raised some eyebrows when it was first published

#5 - "The Duck Commander Family" By Willie & Korie Robertson (with someone else doing the actual writing)  See #2 and really who bloody cares?

#6 -"Exposed: The Secret Life of Jody Arias" by Jane Velez-Mitchell.  A book about the trial of the century. I don't care and neither should you

#7 - "Lawrence in Arabia" by Scott Anderson. How the modern Middle East was formed.  If I didn't have such massive ADD/ADHD I would buy this but I know I will never finish it.

#8 - "This Town" by Mark Leibovich.  NYT Magazine writer takes on the culture of DC.  I'll wait for the paperback

#9 - "The Butler: A Witness to history by Will Haygood. Do I need to tell you about his one?  The book the movie that is giving Oprah her Oscar buzz is based on.

#10- "The Synchonicity Key" By David Wilcock. The author tries to use history and science to explain that everything that happens is related and influences everything else.  Who knew?

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Sick of your facebook friends  Ryan Gosling  will make it all better


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Is this the best Bar Mitzvah  entrance of all times?

Come out Come out wherever you are are Darren Young  WWE Superstar just did it.

I wish this was a parody piece but it is not The New York Post takes the  Moral High Ground  - I mean really moral outrage from The Post.  Puhlease

Don't tell Little Ricky Santorum but a recent insect Sex Study  exposes the dark underworld of hot male on male bug sex



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Wing Nuts being Wing Nuts

Little Ricky Santorum just can't stop thinking about naked men in a locker room - have you ever noticed how often Mr. Hot Man on Dog Action goes to the dark side and or gay sex references.  He has a sick and depraved mind.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/07/rick-santorum-showers_n_3718618.html


Nope not us!... Republican Tea Party types are not racist
http://freakoutnation.com/2013/08/07/republican-protesters-sing-bye-bye-black-sheep-hold-racist-signs-impeach-the-half-white-muslim/

Chuck Grassley joins the wing nuts full time with this gem of an attack
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/26/chuck-grassley-human-abedin_n_3659831.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

Homosexuality causes the high murder rate in Chicago, it's wrong that people can marry because they love each other.  Gays are to blame for Ariel Castro and the ever popular pedophilia
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rios-and-lutzer-link-homosexuality-pedophilia-crime-and-cleveland-kidnapper-ariel-castro

These people are just insane and yet the MSM covers them as if they were serious thinkers.


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IRS story gets filled out, Justice Alito is a jerk, Bunga Bunga No Mas, Congressman Louie gives again

Of course more of the story comes out and come to find out The IRS was also taking a close look at progressive and liberal groups as well...Perhaps they were really just doing their jobs and protecting the American taxpayer from groups trying to claim exemption when they should not be.  But no, the right wing media has to go all batshit crazy without knowing all the facts and the the left wing media has no balls so they have to follow suit just so they can't be accused of having a "Liberal Bias".  I have been waiting for the other shoe to drop and now it has and the silence is deafening.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/danny-werfel-irs_n_3491835.html

A petulant Mr. Justice Alito - Shameful and undignified behavior - he really is a prissy little bastard isn't he.  So self righteous, smug and disrespectful of  Justice Ginsburg. If he were a Democrat  you know a GOP House member would be filing impeachment charges against him.
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/06/justice-alitos-inexcusable-rudeness/277163/

No more Bunga Bunga parties - could this be the end of Berlusconi?  His he a cautionary tale for Donald Trump?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/berlusconi-sex-trial-verdict-convicted_n_3490210.html


The gift that keeps on giving - Rep. Louie Gohmert - Compares Human Sexuality classes to Soviet Russia indoctrination of children.  Where would these whack job Republicans be if the Soviet Union Never existed?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/louie-gohmert-sex-ed_n_3492610.html

If Paul Ryan Were An Action Figure He Would Be Called LIAR MAN

Paul Ryan - lies about "Obamacare" taking money away from Medicare
Paul Ryan - lies about the fact that his Medicare plan actually does take money away from the program and is a voucher plan.
Paul Ryan - lies about the negative impact his budget plans have on the poor and the middle class
Paul Ryan - lies about the benefits his budget plans have for the 1%
Paul Ryan - lies about his general economic plans - Trickle down has never worked and will never work
Paul Ryan - lies when he blames President Obama for the closing of the auto plant in his home town.  The plant closed a month before this President took the oath of office
Paul Ryan - lies when he blames The President for the lowering of the nation's S&P rating.  When shown a statement by S&P blaming the Republicans in Congress for the lower rating, he still denies the facts.
Paul Ryan - lies about the financial and social status of his family in his home town and pretends he pulled himself up by his boot straps.  His family was very financially comfortable and very prominent in the town.  It is a shame that his father died when he was a young man but as a result his college education was paid for via a benefit provided by Social Security.  A plan he would now like to end.

These are all pretty significant lies.

Paul Ryan - lies when he said he ran a marathon in 2 hours and 55 minutes when in fact it took him over 4 hours.

If Paul Ryan is willing to lie about something as silly as a marathon time imagine the lies he will tell us as Vice President

It's My Life #4 - According To Legend

According to legend;

When I was baby I refused to crawl on the grass. I would only crawl on hard surfaces. Every time someone would put me down on the grass I would scream bloody murder. I am still not too thrilled with walking barefoot through the backyard.

Whenever I would get an ice cream cone I would turn it upside down and let the ice cream fall to the ground then pick it up place it back on the cone and eat it. Perhaps this was an early warning sign for my eventual lactose intolerance.

When playing with my cars and trucks I would not make the normal engine sounds – I would say car car car or truck truck truck while pushing them around the room. Even then words were important to me.

I used to suck my thumb so hard it would get infected. We used to have to wrap my thumb in gauze soaked in salt water and keep my hand wrapped in a plastic bag. After a few of these experiences I must have decided that thumb sucking was going to get in the way of my hand modeling career so I stopped.

I would bang my head along the foot of my parent’s bed until I found the right spot and then just bang away. This could explain things.

When I was born and placed in my mother’s arms I was covered from head to toe in red hair. My mother was horrified and told the nurse I was too ugly and to take me away. Later when the hair fell off everything was OK. What really cracks me up about this story is that I actually know it.

I carried a blue blanket with me wherever I went. I used to rub the blanket on my cheek as I sucked my thumb.

I used to love cooking shows and would bring out all of my mother’s pots and pans and watch Graham Kerr in the TV room.

When Walter Cronkite broke the news that JFK had been assassinated my mother was crying so hard that I grabbed a dish towel because I thought the Kleenex would not be sturdy enough.

I hated soda and would complain that it burned my nose. Yoo-hoo was my drink of choice.

We were only allowed one meal we would not eat. My parents were not running a restaurant after all. Mine was fish, so when we had fish for dinner my mother made something else for me. It turns out it was not the fish I hated but the tartar sauce that my parents used to try to kill the taste of the fish for me.

My mother was a room mother at Traill Green School in Easton. She was supporting a party for my sister’s third grade glass and left me with the kindergarten class while she served cupcakes. A kindergartener was sent to fetch my mother because I would not stop crying. When my mother came down to see what was wrong I told her that a bird had flown in the window and pecked me in the eye.

Every time I stuttered my second grade teacher would hit me on the back of the head with her teacher’s manual. I would come home with headaches all the time and when I finally told my parents what was happening they sprung into action. The teacher retired at the end of the school year. My parents would stop at nothing to protect their children.

Note: Traill Green (1813-1897) was the first President of the American Academy of Medicine and a chemistry professor at Lafayette College, a one cent stamp was issued in 1916 in his honor, a statue of him stands in Easton Heights Cemetery. The school named after him is now a condo on the corner 13^th and Washington Streets in Easton.