- Court order torture report released. Cheney said once these were released it prove that torture was effective. They were released and they proved just the opposite. Yet, he claimed differently. Facts are stubborn things Mr. Cheney and no matter how you try to convince the world you are right - you are wrong.
- Bad deficit news - painful revelation by the White House that things could be worse in 10 years if growth does not occur more aggressively. The new deficit hawks are screaming. I guess they found their voice after 8 years of silence.
- Tom Delay to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. Proves that Bruno is the only star on that show.
- Junky on the radio gives a bloated gloat about predicting EMK would not live long enough to see health care reform past. Such a foul stench coming off the radio.
- VA proves there are no death books given to veterans. Sarah Palin just winks.
- Levi Johnston said he would pose nude for the right amount of money. If you are interested in contributing to this worthy cause let me know I will e-mail you the address.
- Our state still does not have a budget and yet the people hired (elected) to do so are still getting paid. If I did not do my job I would get fired thus not earning a pay check. Something to think about next November
- Tiger once again struggles in a NYC area golf course
- Bethlehem man arrested for sticking his penis through a fence
- John McCain bitch slaps his town hall into submission. Good for him for not putting up with vulgar cretins.
- John McCain booed for standing up for the President
I am sure much more happened but the only thing I cared about was remembering my friend Teddy.
"Tom Delay to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars." I'm thinking it would work better as a "spin-off" show - Dancing with the Wing-Nuts. They could have Gov. Sanford dancing on a set made up to look like the Appalachian Trail, except it's actually filmed in Argentina. And they could have competing teams - the Evolutionists vs. Creationists. You know, stuff like that.
ReplyDelete"Levi Johnston said he would pose nude for the right amount of money. If you are interested in contributing to this worthy cause let me know I will e-mail you the address." He's HOT. Count me in. But he reminds me of the old song by Julie Brown, "I Like Them Big and Stupid":
Lyrics:
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots
The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk
{Refrain}
I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid
The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
"Bethlehem man arrested for sticking his penis through a fence"
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he has splinters.
I think it was a chain link fence so maybe it got a little rusty
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